Thursday, September 18, 2008

POTTY TALK...

One of my children, (can't say who...but she is under five)...had to use the bathroom at our latest soccer game. My older daughter went first and proclaimed that it wasn't that bad in there. So, I stood by the potty holding the door talking with my daughter as she did her business. She too proclaimed that it wasn't so bad...and they even had soap in there!!! So as she finished I open the door in disgust to see her washing her hands with the soap...It wasn't soap, and that wasn't a sink!!! YOU GOT IT!!! It was a urinal cake!!! I didn't explain what it was...but, I quickly screamed, "stop!!! That is not soap!!!" I told her that we needed to go to the car and find wipes to clean her hands off, I was laughing so hard I almost wet my pants!!! She didn't know what it was but from my reaction, she knew it was pretty bad...she looked at me and said, "MOM, don't tell anyone I did that!!!" So, am not telling you who...but, I had the laugh of my year!!!

4 comments:

MomDaBomb said...

Oh my!!! How nasty!!! ha! I am one that is a MAJOR germ-a-phob when it comes to public restrooms so this would be top nastiest for me! yuck! (but,yes a bit funny too!!!) I guess we just have to laugh at it-but how did you laugh so easily???? I would have flippped out more than anything! yuck!! :)God bless you! (p.s. no labor....yet!)

Thos said...

Dear Sam,

Fantastic story! With a video camera, that moment would have won you $10,000 on the Funny Videos show. Jessica and I had a good laugh - thanks for sharing.

Peace,
Tom Brown

momto5minnies said...

I love that I am listening to Ave Maria while reading this little post ... LOL!

I cannot deal very well with porta-potties. The gross factor is off the charts for me.

You are a good woman to laugh WHILE it all happened. I could only laugh hours later.

Bill said...

Now that's comedy!!