Catholic Pick up lines found on FACEBOOK
My teen son thought these were funny...whatever gets you a good Catholic spouse honey...
1. Confess here often?
2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.
6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!
7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
8. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
11. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
12. The Bible says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
13. You look so beautiful in that mantilla you wear to Mass
14. Want to go to Adoration with me?
15. I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.
16. Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
17. What do you think Peter meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss" (1Pet 5:14)?
18. A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
19. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
20. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
There are 60 more on FACEBOOK.
THY WILL BE DONE!!! +JMJ+
My teen son thought these were funny...whatever gets you a good Catholic spouse honey...
1. Confess here often?
2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.
6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!
7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
8. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
11. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
12. The Bible says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
13. You look so beautiful in that mantilla you wear to Mass
14. Want to go to Adoration with me?
15. I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.
16. Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
17. What do you think Peter meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss" (1Pet 5:14)?
18. A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
19. Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
20. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
There are 60 more on FACEBOOK.
THY WILL BE DONE!!! +JMJ+
1 comment:
So funny... I needed the laugh... : )
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